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TidalBliss Whale — Wearable Vibrating Egg
TidalBliss Whale — Wearable Vibrating Egg
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TidalBliss is a wearable vibrating egg with a whale-shaped silicone body and a wireless remote. It sits internally and runs hands-free, which makes it as much a couples' toy as a solo one — the remote can be in someone else's pocket.
Specifications
| Feature | Detail |
|---|---|
| Material | Body-safe silicone over ABS — non-porous, phthalate-free, BPA-free |
| Design | Wearable egg for internal use, hands-free |
| Control | Wireless remote, included |
| Modes | Multiple intensity levels and patterns |
| Charging | USB magnetic |
| Noise | Under 50 dB |
| Lubricant | Water-based only |
Safety — vaginal use only
Do not use this anally. An egg without a flared base can travel beyond reach in the rectum, which is a hospital problem rather than an inconvenience. Vaginal use is safe because the cervix stops it — the anus has no such stopping point. If you want an anal toy, every piece in our anal range has a flared base for exactly this reason.
Using it
Apply water-based lubricant before inserting — a dry egg is uncomfortable going in and coming out. Insert only as far as is comfortable; it does not need to be deep to work.
To remove, bear down gently with your pelvic floor and reach for it. If it feels out of reach, squatting or bearing down harder will bring it down. Do not panic and do not use anything to hook it out.
Check the remote pairs and responds before you go anywhere with it on.
On wearing it out
Under 50 dB is discreet with ambient noise around — a street, a restaurant, a bar. In a silent room it is audible. Also worth knowing: remote range is limited to roughly the same room, so a partner across a venue may lose control of it.
Care & cleaning
- Warm water and mild unscented soap, or a toy cleaner, before and after every use.
- Do not submerge unless waterproofing is confirmed on your packaging.
- Air dry fully before storing. Keep separate from other silicone items.
- Water-based lubricant only. See Toy Care 101.
Questions
Can it get lost inside?
Not vaginally — the cervix prevents it going anywhere. Bear down and it comes within reach. Anally is a different matter, which is why this is a vaginal-use product only.
How far does the remote reach?
Roughly the same room. It is designed for a partner nearby rather than across a building.
Can I wear it all evening?
Physically yes, but use plenty of lubricant and remove it if you feel any discomfort or dryness.
Is it beginner-friendly?
Yes. It is small, smooth, and requires no technique — the remote does the work.
Ships in plain, unbranded packaging. Your card statement shows FEMME BLISS, with no product names or adult wording.
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