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Men's Metallic Thong — Shiny Pouch Briefs
Men's Metallic Thong — Shiny Pouch Briefs
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Men's metallic thong underwear with a high-shine finish and a contoured pouch front, in six colours: black, white, red, blue, purple, and gold. Metallic fabric is the fastest way to make a minimal cut read as deliberate rather than plain — it catches light in a way matte fabric cannot, which is why this style belongs to club nights and photographs rather than the sock drawer.
Specifications
- Style: metallic thong, contoured pouch front
- Colours: black, white, red, blue, purple, gold
- Fabric: shiny metallic stretch blend
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL
- Care: hand wash cold, hang dry — heat permanently dulls the metallic finish
Size up for shiny fabrics
This is the single most important thing to know about metallic underwear: the coating that creates the shine reduces how far the fabric stretches. A metallic thong in your usual size will feel tighter than a cotton-blend one. Order one size up from your normal thong size. As a guide, S fits roughly 71–76 cm (28–30 in), M 76–84 cm (30–33 in), L 84–91 cm (33–36 in), and XL 91–99 cm (36–39 in) — before allowing for the size-up. Details in the Men's Underwear Size Guide.
Caring for the finish
Never tumble dry, iron, or bleach. Heat is what kills metallic fabric — it goes from mirror-bright to cloudy in a single hot wash and does not come back. Hand wash cold, hang dry away from radiators.
Discreet by default
Plain, unbranded outer packaging — nothing on the parcel indicates the store or the contents. Your card statement shows FEMME BLISS, with no product names or adult wording.
Related: Lustre Edge for a one-size metallic g-string, metallic snakeskin thong for the same shine with a textured finish, strappy harness briefs for a bolder club look, or all of Men's Underwear.

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